Republican Riot: Nov. 18th

What do you get when a black Republican, a gay Republican and a Jewish Marine walk into a cabaret?

A Republican Riot!

Julia Gorin
(fresh from her comedic spread in December's Penthouse)

and The NY Post's
Robert A. George
return on Friday, November 18th
to Don't Tell Mama

Special Guests:
Dave Rosner "U.S. Marine Veteran, Comedian, Jew"
and Greg Banks
"the only gay Republican comic willing to admit it"

Topics: Paris is burning; no strikes this month.
Global Warming on Mars: too many SUVs?
London anti-terror measures turn drastic: police may start carrying guns.
Muslims leave Europe for suicide missions in Iraq, proof that Europe is stank!White supremacists feel hijacked by Islam, assert themselves in Toledo. Black supremacists follow suit, Hispanics convert to Islam.
Hollywood warns Muslims, "Behave, or we'll make even more movies about the menace of Christian crusaders, the Israeli Mossad and Joe McCarthy.
Tom Cruise tries, but few Muslims turning to Scientology.
Israelis agree to leave, head for Mars. Palestinians announce space program.
Hillary for President (but why of this country? She hates it). Cindy Sheehan wins: From now on, parents of military personnel to vote on wars.
American pop icon Michael Jackson's popularity in Bahrain outs the Arab world.
Iran calls for Israel's elimination; UN and PA to Iran: "Shhhh! Don't be so obvious!"

WHAT: Stand-up Comedy with a conservative bent
WHEN: Friday, November 18, 2005 at 6:30 pm
(Seating starts at 6:00)
WHERE: Don't Tell Mama Cabaret,
343 W. 46th St., btwn 8th & 9th Aves.
HOW MUCH? $10 cover, 2-drink min (but those shysters take only CASH)

RESERVATIONS RECOMMENDED: 212-757-0788 (Call after 4:00)

www.RepublicanRiot.com; media contact jegorin@erols.com

by Ron Lewenberg, Thursday, Nov. 17 | Permalink