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Coulter Backhands Baldwin

Here's a little tidbit to make you smile all week long. This was in one of the celebrity magazines last week, and my girlfriend thoughtfully ripped it out for me.

Alec Baldwin - every conservatives favorite Baldwin, at least to laugh at - was recently asked if he would prefer to sleep with the youngish 41 year old Ann Coulter or 72 year old postergirl for gene therapy Sen. Diane Feinstein. Now, this is a no brainer for most Americans and especially any Hollywood types. Or so I thought.

However, the always politically unconscience smart-Alec declared he'd rather spend time between the sheets with the ancient and uneasy to look at Feinstein, saying that "With Coulter, we'd have sex and I'd have to jump out the window."

Never one to miss an opportunity to insult a wacky liberal, Coulter replied by saying "That's the only reason I can think of for wanting to have sex with Alec Baldwin." We can only presume that Ann lives on the upper floors of a high-rise. Anything under five stories and there's always the risk he might survive.

Also chiming in, presumably to settle the dispute, was Hulk Hogan. Hogan declared that "Alec would be lucky to date Ann." Does this confirm what many have thought, that if Hogan goes the Arnold-Jesse route and runs for office, there will be an (R) next to his name?

As if that isn't enough, Hogan also weighed in on (conservatives favorite nutcase) Rosie O'Donnell's challenge to Naomi Campbell. On a recent Tonight Show, Rosie said about Naomi "I would actually like to fight her... For all the people she's beat up, she needs a big, 200 pound lesbian to kick her ass."

Hogan astutely chimes in on this by asking, "Why did Rosie stick her nose in this business?" Than he stated, "She's jealous she can't fit into Naomi's jeans!"

Now, I know Hulk is busy with his reality show and raising his family, but I think he may be missing something here. If Rosie was talking about getting into Naomi's jeans, I don't think wearing them was what she had in mind. Just a note to the Hulkster.

Anyway, some fun stuff to make you smile this week.

by Robert Hornak, Monday, Apr. 17 | Permalink